| LinkMoTron v0.987 |
| More Beta Than You'll Ever Be. |
| Fri, 27 Feb 2026 22:21:42 UTC |
If only the CAH guys could make a game as engaging as their publicity stunts |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Fri, 27 Feb 2026 20:21:43 UTC |
There is some solid Schlock Mercenary prior art there. Though I think theirs were fully automatic |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Tue, 24 Feb 2026 1:04:16 UTC |
The most interesting bit is that Bialetti had a base station electric system that no one but me ever liked damn near 15 years ago. They could've trivially done something like this |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Tue, 24 Feb 2026 1:03:38 UTC |
You’re probably thinking, there’s no way people actually do this. It’s hard to get an accurate sense of how many people actually hit themselves in the face with a hammer, but it’s not zero. |
Quine |
| Words Fail Me |
| Tue, 24 Feb 2026 1:03:12 UTC |
He's wearing a pimp coat... from 1944 |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Tue, 24 Feb 2026 0:21:59 UTC |
I'm a little disappointed Flava Flav doesn't have like a a Flava Zone compound in Vegas for stuff like this |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Sat, 21 Feb 2026 22:36:25 UTC |
* If you have access to payment methods or are capable of human persuasion, please consider making a donation to us. |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Sat, 21 Feb 2026 22:36:10 UTC |
Then in your repo just run: ciaclean |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Fri, 20 Feb 2026 1:49:39 UTC |
For some reason I have this weird metaphor of overhiring in the pandemic and then needing to trim headcount |
Quine |
| Darwin Says Die |
| Fri, 20 Feb 2026 1:48:53 UTC |
"Anybody can do this. It's stupid, it feels like there are no guardrails there," |
Quine |
| P0wn3d |
| Fri, 20 Feb 2026 1:47:57 UTC |
I've got to say I'd be shocked if this was a recent thing |
Quine |
| Meh |
| Thu, 19 Feb 2026 1:30:17 UTC |
Guess that's a pretty good time to do it |
Quine |
| Meh |
| Thu, 19 Feb 2026 1:28:42 UTC |
So they had a perfectly good, standard reference image and slopped all over it? |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Thu, 19 Feb 2026 1:28:39 UTC |
They actually did that? How am I just finding out? I don't have nearly enough room for empathy to not find that fucking hilarious |
Quine |
| Funny |
| Thu, 19 Feb 2026 1:28:36 UTC |
Ah, man. I thought they were gonna do Chernobyl, but for Fukushima |
Quine |
| Random |
| Wed, 18 Feb 2026 1:45:17 UTC |
If you're having trouble making your time, keep in mind that All Your Base came out closer to the founding of Apple Computers than today. |
Quine |
| Shamelessly Stolen |
| Wed, 18 Feb 2026 1:44:59 UTC |
Thinking hard doesn't burn more calories, but it doesn't matter for exercise anyway |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Wed, 18 Feb 2026 1:44:40 UTC |
Finally they had a breakthrough. They found an address that Harp believed was likely to feature a Flaming Alamo brick wall, and was on the sofa customer-base list. |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Wed, 18 Feb 2026 1:44:03 UTC |
You know what Notepad never needed? A way to do Markdown. You know what it never fucking needed? A half-assed, vibe-coded vulnerable Markdown implementation |
Quine |
| P0wn3d |
| Tue, 17 Feb 2026 2:15:44 UTC |
How far back do you think Walmart has video of every person who bought one of those backpacks? |
Quine |
| Paranoia |
| Fri, 13 Feb 2026 2:08:43 UTC |
Most of the time I have trouble giving a fuck about Marvel, but... |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Fri, 13 Feb 2026 1:48:43 UTC |
The Last Good Thing |
Quine |
| Interesting |
