| LinkMoTron v0.987 |
| More Beta Than You'll Ever Be. |
| Sat, 10 May 2025 19:42:02 UTC |
The IRS is totally going to go after him for all that pope "windfall" money before he managed to give up his citizenship |
Quine |
| Random |
| Sat, 10 May 2025 4:08:45 UTC |
I mean. I certainly think less of them |
Quine |
| Blindingly Obvious |
| Sat, 10 May 2025 1:54:45 UTC |
"You don't come here for hunting, do you?". |
Quine |
| Followup |
| Sat, 10 May 2025 1:29:02 UTC |
I do like a Jet Pilot. And Greg losing his mind |
Quine |
| Drink! |
| Sat, 10 May 2025 1:27:58 UTC |
"Somehow, the lawyers survived this incident." Seriously? Get your shit together, Philly. |
Quine |
| Words Fail Me |
| Fri, 9 May 2025 4:24:06 UTC |
You know, I don't particularly enjoy my paranoia being, but that doesn't mean I wasn't fucking right about how much doctors are to be trusted |
Quine |
| Paranoia |
| Fri, 9 May 2025 4:23:44 UTC |
I'm torn. On one hand, of course they missed. They're cops and he's not a dog. On the other, what's the point of Good 'Ol Boys if they can't shoot straight? |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Thu, 8 May 2025 5:50:11 UTC |
White smoke billows! You, Cardinal Pope von Bastard, have navigated the treacherous currents of the Conclave and emerged victorious with 10 Pope Points. You are the new Pope! |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Thu, 8 May 2025 4:35:29 UTC |
No. |
Quine |
| PSA |
| Thu, 8 May 2025 3:00:54 UTC |
Netflix hates you and wants you to suffer |
Quine |
| Grotesquely Stupid |
| Thu, 8 May 2025 3:00:39 UTC |
Was DEI keeping the planes from falling off the aircraft carriers too? |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Thu, 8 May 2025 3:00:03 UTC |
Well, if we're doing Bachman Books, now I want to see someone do a proper adaptation of The Running Man |
Quine |
| Random |
| Wed, 7 May 2025 3:00:22 UTC |
Sometimes I wonder how the Onion is not just staying in business, but thriving. Solidarity? |
Quine |
| Words Fail Me |
| Wed, 7 May 2025 2:39:02 UTC |
Emoji. Law. |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Wed, 7 May 2025 2:16:53 UTC |
We still have not seen a single valid security report done with AI help. |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Wed, 7 May 2025 2:16:37 UTC |
One man's kink is another man's universal antivenom |
Quine |
| Cool |
| Wed, 7 May 2025 2:16:14 UTC |
But what of magic beans? |
Quine |
| Grotesquely Stupid |
| Wed, 7 May 2025 2:15:59 UTC |
The internet roadtrip seems to have real trouble escaping Boston |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Tue, 6 May 2025 4:48:03 UTC |
Weirdly, I know people that work at Facebook and they didn't immediately grow a mustache to twirl. Maybe it's a prosthetic? |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Mon, 5 May 2025 22:12:59 UTC |
You can almost feel bad for companies rapidly thrust into the public spotlight and not ready for it. Almost |
Quine |
| P0wn3d |
| Mon, 5 May 2025 20:14:21 UTC |
I guess because it's for a "portfolio" of work, WaPo can still claim it? |
Quine |
| Weird |
| Mon, 5 May 2025 5:45:11 UTC |
Sycophantic chat bot or _too_ sycophantic chat bot? |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
