| LinkMoTron v0.987 |
| More Beta Than You'll Ever Be. |
| Sat, 21 Mar 2026 21:53:49 UTC |
Is there anything they don't have 82 kimarite for? |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Sat, 21 Mar 2026 21:00:15 UTC |
Apple is deeply committed to wringing a phone number out of you, but I am still surprised when people answer a random phone number |
Quine |
| P0wn3d |
| Sat, 21 Mar 2026 20:22:23 UTC |
From the title I thought it was gonna be dumb as fuck. But that's actually a fun interpretation, even if he sounds like a crank |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Thu, 19 Mar 2026 18:16:41 UTC |
My SSR 'List of Nobel Peace Prize laureates' will fuck you up |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Thu, 19 Mar 2026 6:00:35 UTC |
German tourist tries to get the full American experience... by suing everyone he comes across |
Quine |
| Bullshit Lawsuit |
| Thu, 19 Mar 2026 5:58:46 UTC |
“It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should’ve said Friedrich Flick.” |
Quine |
| I forgot to choose a damn category |
| Thu, 19 Mar 2026 5:25:14 UTC |
They made a Netflix docudrama about Goiânia? |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Thu, 19 Mar 2026 5:01:58 UTC |
I don't want to sound like a hater, I love a fabulous, weird death idea |
Quine |
| Random |
| Thu, 19 Mar 2026 4:22:42 UTC |
Really did not expect to see the corpos taking this side of things. Strange bedfellows indeed |
Quine |
| Wait... What? |
| Sat, 14 Mar 2026 6:09:01 UTC |
Is that a new record for rapidly folding media property? Feels like even Quibi lasted longer |
Quine |
| Weird |
| Sat, 14 Mar 2026 5:21:57 UTC |
Fuckin' kids can't even weeb right anymore |
Quine |
| Stupid |
| Sat, 7 Mar 2026 21:31:12 UTC |
I, for one, was surprised to hear BrewDog even existed still... I mean, I guess not anymore |
Quine |
| Meh |
| Sat, 7 Mar 2026 2:14:39 UTC |
Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out. |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Fri, 6 Mar 2026 20:28:43 UTC |
You have no idea how much I want this to be an ARG for a Person of Interest reboot |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Fri, 6 Mar 2026 4:56:55 UTC |
Someone at CRKT really has way too much free time |
Quine |
| I Want Three |
| Thu, 5 Mar 2026 23:58:46 UTC |
It's a shame Google doesn't exist anymore. They were really good at mitigating shitty SEO |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Thu, 5 Mar 2026 6:11:30 UTC |
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU MADE ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD. |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Thu, 5 Mar 2026 5:45:22 UTC |
Cowards. Why even build an assassination market if you're not gonna get weird with it |
Quine |
| Meh |
| Wed, 4 Mar 2026 19:34:03 UTC |
Lindlehof! That explains it. Whole fucking vibe for a DC superhero show and not like a True Detective reboot |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Wed, 4 Mar 2026 17:50:39 UTC |
Chupacabras weren't a thing before the mid-90s? This is somehow weirder than credit scores |
Quine |
| WTF? |
| Mon, 2 Mar 2026 20:16:22 UTC |
I suppose every generation gets the Church of the SubGenius it deserves. Still better than Birds Aren't Real |
Quine |
| Meh |
| Mon, 2 Mar 2026 17:24:57 UTC |
Keyword moderation has always been something of a cat-and-mouse game, and this isn’t any different. |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Mon, 2 Mar 2026 4:51:23 UTC |
At long last, we have created Taser Chess from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Taser Chess. |
Quine |
| Shamelessly Stolen |
| Mon, 2 Mar 2026 3:27:50 UTC |
"It's distinctively McDonalds" is really a hell of a phrase |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
